Smoking Pitt

I love The Smoking Gun. Where else can you read about people arrested for public indecency in a Wisconsin park (yes, having sex in broad daylight in front of soccer moms and their tots is still against the law in most countries) and check out humorous mug shots (posted weekly, grouped for your viewing laughs)?

This guy takes the weekly cake. Naked on a public beach, he thought he might get away without a trip to the pokey if he told the cops he was actually Brad Pitt. I'm not even going to get into the obvious lack of brains working here, mostly because I can't get over how truly delusional the man obviously is. I mean, just look at this mugshot.