MSN Sucks

Once again, I find myself irked at MSN’s idea of reporting “for women”. Here are some of the headlines from their web page today:

How Women Succeed in Male Dominated Jobs – Gee, maybe they succeed because they are capable, smart, and educated. Can you imagine this as a headline in the men’s section?—How Men Succeed in Female Dominated Jobs. Not.

Should You Forgive a Lover Who Insults You? – This is written only from the female perspective because, apparently, if a chick insults a dude he is capable of figuring out what to do on his own.

Can We Be Powerful And Feminine? – Wow. Gee. Let me clear my silly brain and see if I can figure this one out. Wait. What’s fem.I.nine mean again?

Why It’s Sometimes ok Not to be ok – Cuz, you know, women are so often just NOT OK. Men apparently are always peachy and damned fine with it.

His Silent Treatment is Driving Her Nuts – But, he loves it when she shuts the hell up so we don't even need to talk about it.

Is She a Keeper? What The Stars Say. – Wondering what the stars say about him? Don’t read this article.

How Did My Partner Catch HPV? – Men are pigs and give you diseases when they cheat on you. Nice.

Is Madonna Drama a PR Stunt? – How about A. Rod’s affairs? Obama’s refusing to say the pledge of allegiance? That fat, has been, comic sending himself 45 pizzas? Stunts?

Flattering Shorts For Every Figure – But only if you are a woman. Men do not care what they look like.

How to Find The Right Swimsuit For Your Shape – See above. The same story for men would be funny, complete with a picture of a fat, middle-aged dude floating in a pool in a Speedo.